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QUESTIONS WITHOUT ANSWERS

Sometimes I Think About These...

1. What's Satan's last name?

2. Can animals commit suicide?

3. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

4. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

5. If london bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

6. If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

7. If you were driving at the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, what would happen?

8. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

9. If there's speed of sound is there speed of smell?

10. Do coffins have guarantees?

11. Can you cry under water?

12. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

13. Why do we wash bath towel? Aren't we clean when we use them?

14. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what colour would it turn?

15. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

ANY HELP?

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