WELCOME TO SamxieEXTRA

Comedian Bovi has a word for people who felt that some of his jokes during his Bovi Man on Fire comedy show were inappropriate.  The comedian who had joked that Banky W and Adesua Etomi's marriage is already having problems because he spelled 'marry' as 'maary' had this to say to haters :

Today’s kids are so spoilt and lucky that they don’t know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons. Though some kids still they collect beating base on few on these : 1. Crying after being beaten. 2. Not crying after being beaten 3. Crying without being beaten 4. Standing while the elders are seated 5. Sitting while the elders stand 6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated. 7. Replying back to an elder 8. Not replying back to an elder 9. Spending too much time without being beaten. 10. Singing after being admonished 11. Not greeting visitors 12. Eating food prepared for the visitors. 13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving. 14. Refusing to eat. 15. Coming back home after sunset 16. Eating at the neighbour’s home 17. Generally being moody. 18. Generally being too excited. 19. Fighting with your age mate and losing. 20. Fighting with your age mate and winning. 21. Eating to...

A very funny video you should watch. ”

Guys, I hope your Friday is going on smoothly?     have a great day and a wonderful weekend ahead. Here is a very funny joke to spice up your day… We hope you will   it I went to buy Recharge card from One Aboki who sells stuff on my street, when I got there he was arguing with another Aboki, suddenly he turned to me and said “oga abeg, shebi na Toothpaste Marry Animal Calling”  I have never been so confused in my life. I kept asking him to repeat what he meant but he kept saying the same thing, I was frustrated. I had to leave them to their argument as I couldn’t be of help. But it kept bothering my mind, what could this guy mean?? After weeks of racking my brain to get the meaning of his statement, Na this morning I realize wetin the guy dey ask me. What he was saying was “Oga abeg, Shebi na 2face Marry Annie Macaulay”  I died!!

In a mental hospital a journalist asks the doctor: how do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to? Doctor:  Well, We fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient; 1) a teaspoon 2) a glass cup 3) a bucket, and ask them to empty the bathtub”. Journalist:  “oh obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger”. Doctor : No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed Number 39. We will start further investigations on you”. You also thought of the bucket, didnt you? Please go to bed No. 40. LOL!!!

Tell the truth it shall set you free

Food palava