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Funny Health Tips:- Check Your Mental Status Here


In a mental hospital a journalist asks the doctor: how do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Doctor: Well, We fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient; 1) a teaspoon 2) a glass cup 3) a bucket, and ask them to empty the bathtub”.
Journalist: “oh obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger”.
Doctor: No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Please go to bed Number 39. We will start further investigations on you”.
You also thought of the bucket, didnt you?
Please go to bed No. 40.
LOL!!!
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